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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer".
You've been abroad once, and you still talk about the airport.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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