ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You swore you'd never sound like your parents.
You just said "because I said so" in your dad's exact voice. He lives in you now.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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