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Disrupt the industry.
The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for a pound.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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