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The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday.
Forty replies. Four mention you. None kindly.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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