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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You quit your job to "find yourself".
Found you. You're on your parents' sofa, and the Wi-Fi password has been changed.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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