ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought the yoga mat.
The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible, more mindful and better liked.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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