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Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending in y, right up until the all-hands where they mention you in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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