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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph.
The photo will outlast your sanity.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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