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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They posted an apology in the Notes app.
It was addressed to the fans. The person they hurt didn't get a screenshot.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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