ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The return to office is completely optional.
So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet there you are, ranked 41st. They're "reviewing" 41st.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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