ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you.
It's a debt collector.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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