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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
There's someone out there for everyone.
Yours married someone else in 2019. They look happy.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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