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"It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English.
It will be only Monday every week for the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
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- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
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- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
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- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
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