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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
You took it in 2016. You've been sitting down since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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