ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch.
Quiet budgeting is going anyway, checking your balance in the car and moving retirement to 79.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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