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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Things will look better in the morning.
No. They'll just be better lit.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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