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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "healing your inner child".
Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult that hasn't opened a letter since March.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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