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Think outside the box.
The box had the budget. You're out here with a sticky note.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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