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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION FRIDAY, 13 OCTOBER 2006
Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.
The printer has better job security.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
  2. Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
  3. Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
  4. Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
  5. When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
  6. You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
  7. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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