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Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark.
There wasn't. She knew in four minutes. You paid for both.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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