ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "romanticised your life".
It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main character". The rent is still due, in a minor key.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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