ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your thirties are your twenties with consequences.
The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports straight to your liver.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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