ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your step counter used to set goals.
Now it just sends "Hello?" like a relative checking you're still alive.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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