ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your therapist said set boundaries.
You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m. to explain it for forty minutes.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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