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Abs are made in the kitchen.
So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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