ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Hard work pays off eventually.
It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought a boat.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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