ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "open to work" on LinkedIn.
Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were bots. The sixth was your ex, checking you're doing worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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