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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending in y, right up until the all-hands where they mention you in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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