ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday is a perfectly normal day.
You've got about two thousand more of them. Count them.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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