ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're not a CEO.
You're one person with a logo, a free email account and nobody to blame.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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