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Abs are made in the kitchen.
So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
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