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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English.
It will be only Monday every week for the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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