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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION SATURDAY, 3 MAY 2008
Your back now goes out when you sneeze.
It goes out more than you do.

— Zack, unqualified

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UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
  2. Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
  3. You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
  4. Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
  5. You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
  6. Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
  7. Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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