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Opposites attract.
Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the other finally sets it.
— Zack, unqualified
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- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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