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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "been meaning to" for three years.
The thing you meant to do has since been invented, finished and replaced by AI.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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