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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dress for the job you want.
The job you have will see you in at nine, in a lanyard, until retirement or restructure. Bet on restructure.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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