ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday has its own support group.
The group is everyone. The meetings are also on Monday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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