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Someone will close them after the funeral. Unread.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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