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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION MONDAY, 16 JUNE 2008
The update is 200GB.
Your free afternoon was smaller.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
  2. You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
  3. The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
  4. Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
  5. Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
  6. Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
  7. The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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