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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life.
Someone will close them after the funeral. Unread.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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