ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Some days you're the pigeon.
Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who you were either.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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