ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "booked and busy".
Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching a show you've already seen four times.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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