ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year.
Nobody noticed you were gone.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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