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The gift is one fewer birthday.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
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- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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