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"It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English.
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— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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