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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You left them on read "to be mysterious".
They didn't notice. They were also being mysterious. You're now two mysteries who will never speak again.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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