ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They say sweat is weakness leaving the body.
Yours has decided to stay.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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