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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You don't skip leg day.
You skip every day. The legs know. The legs are keeping a list.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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