ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel.
You'll still lose.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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