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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "can't do mornings".
You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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